I found this video honestly hilarious and somewhat enjoyable (at least the first half). From the opium/salvia hit from wiffleball bat sized bong, to the falling off the seat, to not knowing what the fuck the other dude is saying. Chalk this one up as a "Been there, Done that" moment for those who went to school. I had 3 instant comments when i found this:
1. Is this the good shit Dante's talking in Grandma's Boy?
2. Is this the kid from 21 & Over?
3. Is this guy dead?
YES
Ive come to the conclusion that upon further review all 3 answers are yes
"You want the Ass whooping or the Xbox?" Uhh the Xbox Dad?
I'd watch the video before you check my take on this video, because this is a no brainer I would 100 out of 100 times take the ass beating than have my Dad run over my 360 for the whole world to see. Pain is just weakness leaving the body, not having an Xbox for this kid could last forever. I understand the crying because sometimes when your in trouble emotions run high. But hopefully this guy realizes the shit his son is going to take at school this week is far more worse than that belt, could scar him for an extended period of time. I do appreciate this making it seem like he wants to show off his good parenting skills, when he clearly is doing this for the internet fame. But the confusing thing to me is that he "stole" a Now and Later out of a newspaper from his Dad? And they set him up too? Fuck outta here with that. Hopefully his Mom comes through in the clutch at some point. Santa's only 3 months away.
PS: The little girl chiming in with "That was awesome!" at the end got me so mad. Sounds exactly like Kelly when i used to get myself into shit all the time growing up. Salt in the wound.
So this weeks FedEx Cup tournament is The Tour Championship and this morning Jordan Spieth gave these girls a hell of an instagram pic. Just to let everyone know i am so fucking jealous, like really jealous. Me and some friends went to Deutsche Bank a few weeks ago and he wasn't there when we did because he didn't make the cut. I can imagine all of the old farts in the gallery saw this happen and gave a "oh hunny isn't this young man so great", and honestly yeah he fucking is. I checked this girls IG and i think they're planning to be around him all day from the range to the 18th green, so congrats to these cleat chasers. #RollSpieth Had to enlarge the pics by a lot or this post is pointless**
Survival of the Fittest. Couple of days it was Master Splinter grabbing that piece of pizza down the subway, now its his buddy grabbing a Shake Shack milkshake for dessert. I honestly didn't think he had the arm strength to grab this to get out of there, but i learn something new from the internet everyday. This lady recording has some serious balls though, like I'm not getting near this squirrel he's hungry as fuck and paranoid too. Pretty much this guy brought to life.
Anyways, its a cool video i guess. Decent humor with no really bad outcome unlike most news these days. Pretty sure the milkshake is going to get him sick as fuck but oh well thats his problem. First its out the trash then outs out your hand, head on a swivel from now on.
Once somebody's weave is touched, the gloves are off. Plain and simple. Just like in Drumline where the football game means nothing, this situations no different. This went from 0 to 100 literally real quick and i wish the video had better quality once shit starts going down. Nobody krumps in my girls face.Nobody.The big girl who turned around then was touched is 15? And is a blue belt (not that hard) but Jesus Christ she looks like she doesn't take shit usually. Good thing they're weren't any batons or other accessories or teeth would've been knocked out. I got a kick out of the Mom's name being Deshannon, all i thought was "Dan Shannon" which is the complete opposite of whats going on. Go Compton Clovers!
For those of you who don't know Marcus Stroman, the next few months you'll be seeing this kid and his Toronto Blue Jays making a serious MLB playoff run this year. In terms of underdog story you really can't find much better low key story right now in professional sports. I noticed him because he's still good friends with former Duke pitcher now Rapper, Mike Stud, where they seemed to push each other to get to the next level in their respective fields. These two are the most recent Dukies to be named All Americans for the Blue Devils baseball program. Stroman is no lie a updated version of Tim Linceum from back in the day when were were teenagers. He's 5'7 or 5'8, throws gas (his 94mph looks like 97 in my opinion), and at times his off speed pitches can make it look like he's playing wiffleball. Only 6 pitchers under 5'10 have made it to the MLB level in the 21st Century******
Living through the hashtag #HDMH (Height Doesn't Measure Heart), i watched this kid rehab from a torn ACL in early March fielding a bunt at Spring Training, with his whole 2015 season predicted to be done. Whether it be Instagram or twitter, he was updating his social media accounts to the point where it was excessive. Saw this guy lift, sprint, stretch, fucking everything. Along with this, he was away from the Blue Jays and headed back to Duke to get his shit together. Rehabbing just wasn't enough, he took 5 summer classes and finished his degree in Sociology as well.
I know this isn't a Boston guy or anything really relative, but since I'm trying to get back into this i thought id shed some light on a guy who deserves it. Peep some highlights and you'll see what I'm taking about. Dude is crazy. Ive seen him make Papi foolish numerous times.
Most recent stat line:
7 innings, 5 hits, 5 K's against the Yankees in a legitimate race for the AL East.
PS: He's one of Nike's best guys for Vapor cleat color designs (These aren't even the good ones I'm talking about) as well as he's got the "in" with OVO from what I'm assuming.
