Jordan Spieth: You Motorboatin Son of a Bitch

To put it in simpler terms: This kid is a beauty. For the normal 21 year old, being in your final stages of College with your shit semi together is very praiseworthy. Nope says Texas' Golden Boy Jordan Spieth. I don't even really care about how he played Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or even the first 10-12 holes today. Jordan Spieth is a great story and something Golf really needs since Tiger has completely lost it. The 18th at Chambers Bay is a perfect finishing hole in terms of TV ratings with a potential captivating finish (Reachable Par 5) which hopefully can make up for the awful conditions guys were complaining about.

                                                                    "Fuck you pay me"

In my opinion Spieth is on such a high right now, that things can literally only get worse. This is a too good to be true situation. Could compare him to the instagram models with 5,000 likes a pic. I usually ask myself "Alright so whats the catch? Theres gotta be something wrong or fucked up here." Like yeah his hairline's  a little suspect but other than that i have nothing bad to say about this kid. He keeps backing it up playing very simple and mature method of probably the most difficult sport ever, while doing it with a smile on his face and awesome press conference answers. No reason why he doesn't make some noise at St. Andrews, he's just playing that well. He's not like a young Tiger or Phil where they swing out there ass but still gets results. He's athletic but smooth at the same time, something that will translate results for a VERY long time. Im not even going to talk about Dustin Johnson because that shit sucks. And he's going to get his ass eaten by Paulina Gretzky until its time for Practice Rounds in next weeks event. Think Fast. Who would you rather be right now, Jordan Spieth or Steph Curry? Hmmm fuck that TB12