Johnny just looks in shape and has put some weight back on, first off. The "I'm really not messing around and am focused." look is always a good sign, you just gotta hope thats his mindset 24/7. Hes putting X hour days in his 3/4 leggings & theres a tractor tire always within 30 ft of him. Pairing up w T. Boykin out of TCU seems like a good offseason look to pace with as hes shadowing everybodys favorite goaline passer Danger Russ. Back to JFF though, he's trying the be out & social while still keeping the tiger in its cage. Out w Mike Stud and his crew in LA, who arent some JV pow wow. Portnoys a mad man now a days and is admitting Johnnys drinking water while hanging and shit. Thats hard man. Im back on the train. One thing i am noticing is that he is a guy with a hell of a blank stare. Hes not high or tripping, just a chillaxed (lack of a better term) guy. Final Note: Im All about the buy low sell high strategy. Exception being TB12. GIG EM!! #RWTW
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Monday, February 20, 2017
THE PRICE IS WRONG .. BITCH (aka the whole deal with the Celtics at the trade deadline)
Another trade deadline approaches Celtics fans and as you, your mothers, fathers, and probably anybody that lives on this fucking sphere (YES A FUCKING SPHERE KYRIE .. NOT A FLAT DISC YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIT) know, once again Danny Ainge and co. will probably get us UP for a letDOWN. Thats right. Ya'll heard me correct. You idiots are probably thinking to yourselves, maybe THIS year will be the year the boys in green make a splash. Maybe THIS year we'll bring the next perennial star player to play for the most historic franchise of basketball lore. Maybe this year THE Boogie Man will be coming to town.. oh wait nope, HE GONE .. to the sorry ass New Orleans Pelicans. But back to the point, let me put ya'll mafuckas in check real quick .... ITS NOT HAPPENING. ITS NAHHHHHT HAPPENING. THIS SUIT IS NAHHHT BLACK. All right, you get the point. Now let me explain ...
Yes Trader Danny has earned his title as one of the biggest swindlers in sports history. Pulling off win after win with deals, I honestly can't even explain how some of these other GMs were employed to begin with making such donkey moves unless their desire was to completely self-destruct. It started with the original (K.C.) masterpiece (I'm personally a Bullseye guy .. always have been, DONNNN WANNA HURR ABOUT IT), when he called old buddy Kevin McHale up in cold ass Minnesota to pretty much ruin that organization for the next decade. Oh Danny boy the danny boy will be the danny boys snagged the Big Ticket for a bunch of people, beside Al Jeff, who politely found their way out of the league within five years (okay Gerald Green actually still plays & still is good for a Isiah Rider-esque posterization once every blue moon). Then after winning a quick ring, a few years later, he pulled off the Herschel Walker (there's actually a wikipedia page dedicated to it, its that insane) of NBA trades aka giving the Nets and their owner Ivan Drago two dinosaurs, one previously referenced in much better notion. Or should I say three dinosaurs, No DISRESPECT TO THE JET (Jason Terry).. all right, actually fuck that .. FULL DISRESPECT to the Jet .. especially after his ANNIHILATION by LBJ - one more note on this play, I actually ENJOYED watching it .. It was the basketball comparison to a piece of steak being flung into a pack of wolves and it was lovely .. I just wish they had that crazy voice from those Nintendo Mortal Kombat games scream FATALITY after. In return, the Celtics got a neverending bevy of draft picks & actually a few role players too, some of them honestly not being that bad lol including MY MAN DADDY HUMP (Kris Humphries) aka the only white man to ever slay Kim K. Then finally, in more recent memory, Danny kindly took Isaiah Thomas 30 PPG scoring ability off Phoenix' hands amidst a firesale for honestly what was so bad of a return, do any of us remember what it was? Marcus Thornton and a 2nd round pick lol? Which team in Italy is Thornton playing for these days? ANYHOO .. There's been a litany of deals Trader Danny has made & most of them, besides the Perk trade .. YOU BASTARD DANNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH, ended up with the other teams involved slowly fading into NBA DARKNESS (DARKNESS SAYS .. DARKNESS SAYS) that is a 15 year rebuild.
BUT ITS NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS KIDS .. This isn't the fucking Teletubbies and no dumb sun with a baby for a fucking face is gonna be giggling in the sky like all is well (just ask Kevin Bacon) .. Because the rain has began to fall on our parade. Not like the rain/snow on the Pats parade, which I'm pretty confident half of you drunk bastards lining up on Boylston embraced with arms wide open (<<< Swan's 4th favorite band of the 90's) .. This is gonna be like a raging fucking monsoon Jumanji-style inside of the Parrish family home, which by all accounts defied the laws of physics and was a bunch of whoreshit (P.S. that whole movie was filmed in New Hampshire .. da fuck???). Every reasonable GM in the league, clearly I'm not including Vlade Divac, knows what's up with Danny's 18 wives having mormon ass.
Danny simply does NOT lose trades, unless they involve graduates of Clifton J Ozen High School (AKA MY MAN PERK ... lets not get back into that #tearsinmyeyes). And lets be real, who are we really talking about for "big fish" on the open market? Jimmy "I look like I didn't pass the 4th grade" Butler? Paul George? Who we know the Basketball Jesus, aka the Great White Hope, isn't stupid enough to give us unless he receives a haul .. AND I MEAN A FRIGGUNE HAUL (18 wheeler haul motherfuckers). So who else are we talking about? The last saving grace, aka The Boogie Man, all ready was banish-ed (Romeo and Juliet style - you have to say it like this "banish .. ed") last night in what was the most exciting moment for the city of New Orleans this All-Star weekend .. IN NEW ORLEANS. Yeah.. don't even get me started on that 3-day shit show .. From the complete snoozefest of a dunk contest which featured all of one exciting dunk .. THE FIRST FUCKING DUNK OF THE NIGHT, to Eric "I look like 6 foot 5 Fievel" Gordon winning the 3 point competition, to that blasphemous exhibition which we called the All star game .. Including the only guy in league history with a unibrow, and the only person in human history to be proud to don one besides that ugly ass bitch from Dodgeball, setting the points record. I honestly think I would have enjoyed watching Charles Barkley doing continuous swan dives off the top of the backboard all weekend more .. A LOT more.
But back to the Celtics up in here up in here, the move we all seek .. IS NOT coming. Well, you know, I'm just a stupid fan with my beliefs .. SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES MY SORRY ASS KNOW .. but after being promised fireworks upon fireworks by owner Wyc Grousbeck .. And Ainge never delivering .. I like to think I have a decent inkling upon this matter, you know being one of the idiots that thought those fireworks were coming .. THEY'RE NOT. Its like the second coming of Christ in the Old Testament .. Sorry Jews, your boy isn't coming back. But like Boogie .. HE GONE. It's like being promised that toy you always wanted on Christmas .. And your asshole parents still don't have the heart to pony up 40 extra dollars to get it.
Soooo ... What can we look forward to here as Celtics fans? WELL DON'T WORRY ... WE HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR YOU!! ... A BRANDDD NEWWW CARRRR .. All right, there are no free giveaways included especially not some Japanese compact car like in the Price is Right (by the way, who died and made fat ass Drew Carey the host? Hint hint: Bob Barker .. wait, is he actually dead? .. at least they still got Vanna White shaking that ass up on stage, oh right thats Wheel of Fortune .. I guess the Price is Wrong BITCH). But what Celtics fans can look forward to is a pretty bright future. With what looks like almost the perennial top pick in this year's draft (and what very well could be next year's draft) .. Expect I guess at least a mini firework show (like a few fire crackers and roaming candles going off) these next two drafts .. Whether we decide to use them, and get a stud like Markelle Fultz .. Who from everything I've seen has the tools to excel at the next level ESPECIALLY AS A NORMAL SIZED SCORER (Thank christ .. Yes we'll actually have a player taller then 6 feet who can score) and Lonzo Ball, who's overly confident, to say the least, father says hes better then Steph Curry (probably a bigger dipshit then Kyrie and his flat earth ideology) .. But nonetheless, expect some guys who can ball to come our way one way or another. And if the Celtics do decide to give up their draft picks, you better damn believe Danny will make sure he gets some sort of return. All in all, the Green team may have not won the most recent battle (aka the Demarcus Cousins sweepstakes) and maybe they didn't really want to (I know I friggune did), but they still have a chance to win the rebuild war.
Yes Trader Danny has earned his title as one of the biggest swindlers in sports history. Pulling off win after win with deals, I honestly can't even explain how some of these other GMs were employed to begin with making such donkey moves unless their desire was to completely self-destruct. It started with the original (K.C.) masterpiece (I'm personally a Bullseye guy .. always have been, DONNNN WANNA HURR ABOUT IT), when he called old buddy Kevin McHale up in cold ass Minnesota to pretty much ruin that organization for the next decade. Oh Danny boy the danny boy will be the danny boys snagged the Big Ticket for a bunch of people, beside Al Jeff, who politely found their way out of the league within five years (okay Gerald Green actually still plays & still is good for a Isiah Rider-esque posterization once every blue moon). Then after winning a quick ring, a few years later, he pulled off the Herschel Walker (there's actually a wikipedia page dedicated to it, its that insane) of NBA trades aka giving the Nets and their owner Ivan Drago two dinosaurs, one previously referenced in much better notion. Or should I say three dinosaurs, No DISRESPECT TO THE JET (Jason Terry).. all right, actually fuck that .. FULL DISRESPECT to the Jet .. especially after his ANNIHILATION by LBJ - one more note on this play, I actually ENJOYED watching it .. It was the basketball comparison to a piece of steak being flung into a pack of wolves and it was lovely .. I just wish they had that crazy voice from those Nintendo Mortal Kombat games scream FATALITY after. In return, the Celtics got a neverending bevy of draft picks & actually a few role players too, some of them honestly not being that bad lol including MY MAN DADDY HUMP (Kris Humphries) aka the only white man to ever slay Kim K. Then finally, in more recent memory, Danny kindly took Isaiah Thomas 30 PPG scoring ability off Phoenix' hands amidst a firesale for honestly what was so bad of a return, do any of us remember what it was? Marcus Thornton and a 2nd round pick lol? Which team in Italy is Thornton playing for these days? ANYHOO .. There's been a litany of deals Trader Danny has made & most of them, besides the Perk trade .. YOU BASTARD DANNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH, ended up with the other teams involved slowly fading into NBA DARKNESS (DARKNESS SAYS .. DARKNESS SAYS) that is a 15 year rebuild.
BUT ITS NOT ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS KIDS .. This isn't the fucking Teletubbies and no dumb sun with a baby for a fucking face is gonna be giggling in the sky like all is well (just ask Kevin Bacon) .. Because the rain has began to fall on our parade. Not like the rain/snow on the Pats parade, which I'm pretty confident half of you drunk bastards lining up on Boylston embraced with arms wide open (<<< Swan's 4th favorite band of the 90's) .. This is gonna be like a raging fucking monsoon Jumanji-style inside of the Parrish family home, which by all accounts defied the laws of physics and was a bunch of whoreshit (P.S. that whole movie was filmed in New Hampshire .. da fuck???). Every reasonable GM in the league, clearly I'm not including Vlade Divac, knows what's up with Danny's 18 wives having mormon ass.
Danny simply does NOT lose trades, unless they involve graduates of Clifton J Ozen High School (AKA MY MAN PERK ... lets not get back into that #tearsinmyeyes). And lets be real, who are we really talking about for "big fish" on the open market? Jimmy "I look like I didn't pass the 4th grade" Butler? Paul George? Who we know the Basketball Jesus, aka the Great White Hope, isn't stupid enough to give us unless he receives a haul .. AND I MEAN A FRIGGUNE HAUL (18 wheeler haul motherfuckers). So who else are we talking about? The last saving grace, aka The Boogie Man, all ready was banish-ed (Romeo and Juliet style - you have to say it like this "banish .. ed") last night in what was the most exciting moment for the city of New Orleans this All-Star weekend .. IN NEW ORLEANS. Yeah.. don't even get me started on that 3-day shit show .. From the complete snoozefest of a dunk contest which featured all of one exciting dunk .. THE FIRST FUCKING DUNK OF THE NIGHT, to Eric "I look like 6 foot 5 Fievel" Gordon winning the 3 point competition, to that blasphemous exhibition which we called the All star game .. Including the only guy in league history with a unibrow, and the only person in human history to be proud to don one besides that ugly ass bitch from Dodgeball, setting the points record. I honestly think I would have enjoyed watching Charles Barkley doing continuous swan dives off the top of the backboard all weekend more .. A LOT more.
But back to the Celtics up in here up in here, the move we all seek .. IS NOT coming. Well, you know, I'm just a stupid fan with my beliefs .. SO WHAT THE FUCK DOES MY SORRY ASS KNOW .. but after being promised fireworks upon fireworks by owner Wyc Grousbeck .. And Ainge never delivering .. I like to think I have a decent inkling upon this matter, you know being one of the idiots that thought those fireworks were coming .. THEY'RE NOT. Its like the second coming of Christ in the Old Testament .. Sorry Jews, your boy isn't coming back. But like Boogie .. HE GONE. It's like being promised that toy you always wanted on Christmas .. And your asshole parents still don't have the heart to pony up 40 extra dollars to get it.
Soooo ... What can we look forward to here as Celtics fans? WELL DON'T WORRY ... WE HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR YOU!! ... A BRANDDD NEWWW CARRRR .. All right, there are no free giveaways included especially not some Japanese compact car like in the Price is Right (by the way, who died and made fat ass Drew Carey the host? Hint hint: Bob Barker .. wait, is he actually dead? .. at least they still got Vanna White shaking that ass up on stage, oh right thats Wheel of Fortune .. I guess the Price is Wrong BITCH). But what Celtics fans can look forward to is a pretty bright future. With what looks like almost the perennial top pick in this year's draft (and what very well could be next year's draft) .. Expect I guess at least a mini firework show (like a few fire crackers and roaming candles going off) these next two drafts .. Whether we decide to use them, and get a stud like Markelle Fultz .. Who from everything I've seen has the tools to excel at the next level ESPECIALLY AS A NORMAL SIZED SCORER (Thank christ .. Yes we'll actually have a player taller then 6 feet who can score) and Lonzo Ball, who's overly confident, to say the least, father says hes better then Steph Curry (probably a bigger dipshit then Kyrie and his flat earth ideology) .. But nonetheless, expect some guys who can ball to come our way one way or another. And if the Celtics do decide to give up their draft picks, you better damn believe Danny will make sure he gets some sort of return. All in all, the Green team may have not won the most recent battle (aka the Demarcus Cousins sweepstakes) and maybe they didn't really want to (I know I friggune did), but they still have a chance to win the rebuild war.
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